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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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