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Category:Elephant jokes
Date Added:01/93/2008
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Joke:Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
 
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