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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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