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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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