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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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