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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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