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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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