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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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