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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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