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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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