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| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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