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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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