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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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