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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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