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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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