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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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