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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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