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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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