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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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