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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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