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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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