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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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