| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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