| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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