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Category:Face jokes
Date Added:08/12/2008
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Views:7
 
Joke:Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.
 
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