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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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