|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Ethnic jokes | | Date Added: | 07/11/2008 | | Views: | 9 | | | | Joke: | These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!" | | | |
Add to del.icio.us
Digg this
Reddit
| |
More Ethnic Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Che... more
| | 2. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we shoul... more
| | 3. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?A: Because they cant spell tobbagan.... more
| | 4. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning... more
| | 5. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says... more
| | 6. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?A: So the cops can find the handles.... more
| | 7. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Ro... more
| | 8. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18... more
| | 9. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and Ill make you a mummy!"... more
| | 10. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more
|
|
|