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| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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