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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 03/11/2008 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didnt move.Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didnt respond.Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldnt even try!" | | | |
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