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| What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.... more
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| Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more
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| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more
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| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? "Theres more there than meets the sty."... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
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| There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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