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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 05/12/2008 | | Views: | 9 | | | | Joke: | There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, its illegal to kill a California Condor, Im afraid Im going to have to arrest you."The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." | | | |
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