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| Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him... more
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| Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: Im not fishing, Im drowning worms.... more
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| What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!... more
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| Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more
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| What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you cant refuse ? The Codfather !... more
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| What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !... more
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| Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !... more
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| "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would h... more
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| What was the Tsar of Russias favorite fish ? Tsardines !... more
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| What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?One baits his hook, the other hates his book.... more
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