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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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