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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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