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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... more
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