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| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| Whats the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You cant dip a vampire in your tea.... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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