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| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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