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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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