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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 20/80/2008 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here." | | | |
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