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Category:Food jokes
Date Added:17/06/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:9
 
Joke:What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
 
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