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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more
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| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more
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