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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
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