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| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
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| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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