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| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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