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| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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