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| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
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