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| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cheese is made backwards? Edam.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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