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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more
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| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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