A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Food jokes
Date Added:07/11/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:15
 
Joke:Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Food Jokes:

1.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more

2.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more

3.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

4.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more

5.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more

6.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more

7.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more

8.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more

9.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more

10.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners