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Category:Food jokes
Date Added:23/11/2008
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Joke:I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I cant get the chocolate to light.
 
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