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| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
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